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Biblical Curse Generator
By daniel | September 28, 2005
Ok, I found this today. If you're already offended, no need to read on. It's a 'Biblical Curse Generator,' spitting out beauties such as these:
Listen, thou incompetent tax-collector, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!
I hope you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O thou dabbler in abominations!
I hope you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, O thou breaker of the commandments!
Yes, all these and more can be found here. (Note: I'm not a proponent of the site that this is on, so don't take it as a recommendation. They've just got a funny biblical curse generator.)
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